Anyone who rides the Peloton knows it’s all about the Politics.

Looks like Romney’s attacking off the front.  Is he all fluff, does he have the motor, is he a disciple of  Rule-V ?

Herman Cain’s looking to Rick Perry to close the gap.  Perry’s giving it his all; he knows this is probably his last stage, maybe he can take home a little glory {in his ultimate defeat}.

Newt Gingrich is playing it cool like a seasoned veteran staying out of trouble.  Maybe he’s waiting for the KOM; he instinctively knows Romney ain’t got the heart.  You always hear him say “Mitt ain’t got the juice for les cols hors catégories. He can go out hard from the start because he’s all TV time but no one’s gonna work for him on the climb and he just doesn’t have the legs for it.”

Ron Paul, Rick Santorum, Michele Bachmann and John Huntsman are  just sitting in; they’re telling themselves there’s lots of stages ahead. They’re looking for the GC.

Stumbled on this at WorldMag.com

GoP Animaux! (GoP = Grand Old Peloton)