There was the requisite Calendar GrrRrRrrrl booth at InterBike [actually it was just a table].

I’m pleased to present our new girlFriend Miss May of  UmbrellaGirlsUSA.com ["The Best Motor Sport Girls in the Universe"].

Mr. Picarelli asked Ms.May how many times a week she works out: “Ohhhhh .. .once a week.”

I related a story to her about a “fitness” article I had read in Vogue magazine featuring my all time favorite supermodel Paulina Porizkova.  I told her the piece started “…if Paulina exercised, this is what she would do …“   “If” she exercised.  Now that was a hilarious opening line for an article about fitness.

Ms.May didn’t get it.  I told Frank I was sorry for being old & ridiculous; the Vogue article about Paulina was written before Ms.May was born.

She signed her calendar picture for me anyway; because I’m Animaux!