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The Freddie Peloton is defined by the quasi bike-racer who lives without regard to the off-season♣. Traditionally, it’s the off-season that provides time for spiritual recovery, re-building core-fitness, working on specific weaknesses, developing deep muscle strength. Everyday is performance season for the Quasi-Race Freddie [QRF] and rest just seems like an oxymoron, a contradiction to conviction and slightly immoral. During the height of the Quasi-Season everyone knows strength & fitness exercise get in the way of that high-performance-output required to jack-it-down and bring humiliation to anyone who tries to set the pace up the climb, challenges you in the sprint or dares to half-wheel you; every QRF knows it’s exactly the high-performance he’s tapping into {i.e., bringing it} each and every ride [every morning and weekends] that keeps the fitness well tuned {who needs the off-season}. Those off-season workouts get you too tapped-out to crush the upstarts {you know, when you gotta get out there to kill all those usurpers; they know who they are; they be trembling in your presence}.
Watch out! The guy in the video is getting off-season fit! And he’s gonna come out and Fu#* you Up.
♣ Training with total disregard to an “off-season” is a syndrome suffered by both the quasi and non-quasi bike racer.
Off-Season Termine(¿) Animaux!
Posted: January 16th, 2012 under Features.
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