Siri, what’s a peloton?
“A peloton is of group of men who enjoy doing hard physical activities together in very close proximity of each other, cavalierly blow bodily fluids on and at each other,  like to wear tightly fitted spandex shorts and shirts, are proud of their shaved legs, like to talk about their heart-rates and rubbing cream on their asses and keeping certain creams away from their ball-sacks, love to munch scrotes for energy, squeeze their gu-shots, are overly concerned about each others performance weakness, for inspiration they scream at each other to harden the “F” up (rule-v) and often drink coffee together {rather than smoke cigarettes} after bouts of extreme physical exertion in the mornings.”

Siri, what’s an echelon?
“An echelon is a parade of men {festively dressed in colorful, skin tight spandex, who lovingly shave their legs [and harangue anyone who doesn't] } positioned one behind the other, in close proximity, jack pumping appendages, taking brutal turns at the front, waiting to get hammered by their mate from the rear, hoping not to go soft when the pressure is on and focus on coming first in the finish.”

Siri, what’s a homaux’sexual?
“I think I’ve already answered that question.”

Be da’Beast Animaux!