In preparation for bike racing in masters events your fitness regimen has to have a plan.  DO  ya wanna jack the kings up the hill, sPlöûf Bubbles in the sprint and sPlîff the motor in the Peloton’s Party?

HCG* & Testosterone treatments can help keep men healthy jacked into old age.  There’s an excellent article about hormone therapy for men in the recent issue of Esquire Magazine (April 2012). It’s a worthwhile read.

According to the article it’s becoming more and more accepted as a therapy to fight the ailments of old-age.  It may not prolong life but it appears to provide your physiology extra leverage to fight against the degenerative effects associated with aging.

From the article: What are some signs of a hormone deficiency? Significant decreases in the condition of one or more of the five M(s): muscle mass, mojo, mood, memory and morning wood. {Boing . . .}

You gotta have a plan.  Start your hormone therapy now and stay tight lipped (for years).  When the Peloton creeps into geriatrics {it’s a process that’s already started} and no one else except you has attended the church of Whore-Moan Therapy, you’ll kick butt on their old saggy asses.

Estas Muy Viejo Animaux!

*HCG: human chorionic gonadotropin derived from the urine of pregnant women, stimulates the testicles to up their testosterone production.