Huh?

Can you say Blast Wedge the Yums CogHead {FYI: that domain name is already taken} !

Just looking at this shit makes me wanna to go for a long ride just so I can snraf it down the headtube  {& I mean snarf’n in the spirit for which it was named: The Eddy (waffles), The Lance (crispy tarts) and The Bernie (gold cakes)}.

I’m crank-jacked for tasty treats and these look like something I can promote over and above Pygmy Scrots, Coke-a-Cola, Lays Potato Chips and Ding-Dongs {you know, the stuff that sustains champions on epic training jaunts} (and I ride just to consume that stuff guilt free.  I’ll have to wash it down with a Coke. I love Coke at the ride respite).

I gotta have it.  Visit the website and buy some product.  I’m gonna order some tonight.

As described (it’s poetic sweet) on MusetteBakery’s website:

The Eddy:
The waffle has a storied history in sports. From inspiring the first sole of a Nike shoe to the national food of cycling’s mecca, Belgium, it has been used as a pre-race/workout food for greats like Merckx and Boonen. Easily stowed in your back pocket, one bite and you might as well be on the sweet cobbles of Liege.

The Lance:
A throw-back to your youth, this crispy tart full of fresh preserves will make your legs feel young again.

The Bernie
Although they may conjure memories of Roosevelts and Rockefellers, these gold bars are a tribute to the Frenchman (Hinault) who wore the gold of the Maillot Jaune 5 times on the Champs-Élysées.

Mucho Delicioso Animaux!