The  Chicken-Man-Boy is a mere 24 years and trains to race.  He comes out and rides with the Viejo-Pack occasionally and, time to time, shows up for Thursday morning speed workouts at El Dorado Park (every Thursday 6:15am northern section of the park).  He’s yet to finish the workout ahead of the “old” men jack- jerking the paceline.  When I saw him at the shop Friday afternoon I asked why he didn’t show up for the Friday workout? “I was too tired after Thursday. I needed to rest. You old men are killing me.”  Apparently he hasn’t embraced  Rule-V. Visit the shop (Long Beach Cyclery) and give him shit.